Antonio Brown Made Defenders Look Pathetic In This Insane High School Highlight Reel

Antonio Brown is about as fun to cover as herpes sore. Just ask Redskins corner Bashaud Breeland, who Brown torched for seven catches, 113 yards and two TDs. Don’t ask $75 million man Josh Norman, because he didn’t get the opportunity to guard Brown in Week One, ain’t that right Victor Cruz.

Brown polished up his skills as a running back, quarterback, wide receiver, and punt returner for the Miami Norland High School Vikings. He then went on to get denied from FSU for academic reasons, expelled from Florida International University, and finally found a home at Central Michigan. Now, he’s a four-time Pro Bowler playing out a 5-year $42 million contract. America is great, ain’t it.

My God.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.