Antonio Brown Responds To Woman Dressed In His Jersey Holding ‘Unemployed’ Sign For Halloween

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Antonio Brown went from 7-time Pro Bowl receiver, to unemployed student, to Halloween costume.

Fans who feel they’ve been victimized by AB’s bullshittery have found a creative outlet to demonstrate their views on the embattled wide receiver by way of Antonio Clown Halloween costumes. I guess it’s only online bullying if the person didn’t throw a piece of furniture off a skyscraper and almost drill a toddler.

Hundreds of Antonio Clown costumes have been posted to social media, but at the time of this writing, Brown has only chosen to address one: a woman in an AB Steelers jersey holding up a sign that reads: “Currently unemployed. Will catch passes for $$”

Kind of whack that AB decided to respond to the weak, half-assed costume above, when there are so many others to choose from.

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The only way Antonio Brown can bounce back from this is if he dresses up as a clown himself for Halloween. They say offense is the best defense, and I say bullshit, self-mockery is the best defense. The only way you can truly control the narrative.

That is why in 8th grade I always called myself a loser when I walked into gym class to beat Barry Hendrickson to the punch.

 

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.