Antonio Cromartie Jokes About His Child Support Issues On Instagram–Is Also Probably Your Father

As of this morning, Antonio Cromartie has 12 children — four with his current wife, Terricka Cason, and eight from seven other women. Back in 2010, Cromartie was infamously incapable of recalling the names of all his children when asked.

In March 2010, the New York Jets provided Cromartie with a $500,000 advance for him to pay outstanding child support bills. That was enough of a wakeup call for the cornerback to confirm that he had a vasectomy back in 2011–“I got snipped,” he said, according to the New York Post.

Aaaand then he had twins in 2014.

Can’t teach and old dogs to wear a condom or something.

Regardless, the child support debate was stirred up earlier this week after Andre Iguodala’s ex-girlfriend Clayanna Warthen took him to court in an attempt to triple his monthly child support payments from $18,000 to $58,000.

Hypothetically, if Antonio Cromartie had to pay the Warthen’s requested child support payment for his 12 kids, it would cost him $8.3 million a year–eating up his entire 4-year, $32 million contract with the Jets.

Upon realizing this, the 31-year-old took to Instagram to poke fun at his child support issues.

Sign me up TODAY!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Nah but foreal though…😳 lol

A photo posted by Antonio Cromartie (@antoniocromartie31) on

Hey just because he can’t remember their names, doesn’t mean he ain’t doing a solid job of raising them.

Hell of a job, uhh, kid.

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