Famed Deadhead Bill Walton Says He Hasn’t Taken An Indoor Shower In 35-Years, Because Bill Walton Is THE MAN

America’s favorite basketball-playing Deadhead Bill Walton is calling Utah-San Diego State on ESPN right now, which means the world is now a better place because we have a bunch of new Bill Walton-isms. For example, did you know that he’s lived in Arizona for 35 years and he’s never taken an indoor shower?

DAMN STRAIGHT. DEADHEADS SHOWER OUTSIDE WHILE LISTENING TO THE HEADIEST SCARLET BEGONIAS JAMS FROM HARTFORD, ’83.

I love Bill Walton. Gonna go throw on Winterland ’73 and have myself a heady night, brahs.

Also: ESPN took a tour of Bill’s house, which, naturally, includes a teepee. Dude is as real as it gets.

Via Busted Coverage:

Here he is rockin’ a Dead shirt in his percussion room with an ESPN producer:

So chill.