10 Photos That Prove Boban Marjanovic Is The Coolest Dude In The NBA

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I’ve had a man crush on Boban Marjanovic for this entire NBA season. And seeing how his Clippers missed the playoffs this year, we will have to wait another six months to watch the 7’3” Serbian demigod take the hardwood again.

Which is a real shame.

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The dude just exudes coolness. Don’t take it from me though. Here are 10 images that prove that Boban Marjanovic is the coolest motherfucker around.

The greatest player of all-time and Michael Jordan.

TFW your wife forces the entire family to dress in white and have a photoshoot in the park, but you comply because although you’re an Alpha you also are tender and family-oriented. And because your wife is a dime.

If you can take your eyes off Boban’s 12-pack, there’s about 300 more behind him in the shape of a tank. Casual pregame.

Hey, eyes on your own paper, Boban. Kidding bro, boobs are dope.

Is that Daniel Craig on stilts?

Weed is tight. Weed is tight.

When does the Boban Mixtape drop because I will single handily make it go platinum.

When it’s your birthday but you remember that you missed the playoffs and miss the bustling metropolis of Detroit.

I actually couldn’t be sure if Boban had sexual intercourse until I saw these shades.

Boban be allergic to the haters. And the sun.

Screw the paperwork, put Boban in the Hall of Fame today.

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