C.C. Sabathia Is Absolutely Shredded Now And We Are Officially living In A Simulation

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Tony Gwynn. Ronaldo. Diego Maradona. Myself. Tonya Harding.

All of these former athletes have one thing in common: they waited until after retirement to blow up like a tick.

C.C. Sabathia, who’s been listed at 6-foot-6 and 300 pounds for a chunk of his 19-year MLB career, decided to get shredded in retirement/quarantine, which is basically like saving the best scene of the movie until after the ending credits.

The former pitcher’s broadcast partner Ryan Ruocco of the “R2C2 Podcast” confirmed the photo is not a deep fake, and that C.C. has been pounding the pavement.

For perspective, this was C.C. just one year ago.

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Tough day for the Fat Guy Community, losing one of its most prestigiously plump members to the cardio pandemic.

If C.C. starts selling protein tea on his social media accounts, I’m officially checking out. This is not the world I signed up to live in.


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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.