Cam Newton’s Ridiculous Post-Game Outfit Confused The Entire Internet

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Cam Newton’s Carolina Panthers dropped to 0-2 on the season after a loss to the less-than-formidable Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Newton threw for more than 300 yards, but made some head-scratching throws and was a non-factor with his legs in the 20-14 loss.

What’s more is that the loss looks to be indicative of a trend in the wrong direction for the 30-year-old former MVP. In his last four games, Newton is 0-4 with 0 touchdowns, 3 interceptions, and 2 fumbles. Very not good.

Newton is also taking L’s every time he steps to the post-game podium, as it appears that his stylist is my six-year-old niece.

It also appears that Cam has no idea he looks like a chic grandmother circa 1963.

The internet does what it does best: point and laugh.

Newton puts the L in style. That was mean. I like Cam. Sorry.

 

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