— Shawn Hagist (@ShawnHagist) September 30, 2015
If you have to take a whiff, they probably stink, sweetheart. Just like if I have to check my bank account balance, I’m probably overdrawn. I’ve abandoned inhaling anything that permeates from my body because ignorance is bliss and if I stand a chance at maintaining even a shred of self-worth, I let others talk quietly behind my back as I let out a sulfer fart in the office elevator. I’m used to my brand, hell, I kind of enjoy the fragrance at this point. You don’t like it? TAKE THE FUCKING STAIRS.
[h/t Busted Coverage]