Check Out This Chick Taking A Nice Long Drag Of Her Pungent Arm Pit Stench At The Texas Rangers Game

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If you have to take a whiff, they probably stink, sweetheart. Just like if I have to check my bank account balance, I’m probably overdrawn. I’ve abandoned inhaling anything that permeates from my body because ignorance is bliss and if I stand a chance at maintaining even a shred of self-worth, I let others talk quietly behind my back as I let out a sulfer fart in the office elevator. I’m used to my brand, hell, I kind of enjoy the fragrance at this point. You don’t like it? TAKE THE FUCKING STAIRS.

[h/t Busted Coverage]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.