Love the enthusiasm here, bro. Give you props for putting a twist on an otherwise tedious job. But fuck man, that’s literally the worst sounding sound I’ve ever heard. It sounds like you’re dying from within. I was praying a foul bout came in hot and put you out for a few minutes. Just for a few minutes though because I do like you as a human being, I just kind of wish you would shut the fuck up forever. Like I would legit rather listen to my parents have sex through a megaphone while Clay Aiken played softly in the background, than listen to your plane crash of a voice. I understand you may have had dreams to sing in the Opera, but I had dreams, too, and well…
Moral of the story: sometimes you just have to let sleeping dogs lie. Just crack open one of those Coors Lights you’re selling, make excuses for yourself about what could have been, and generally hate on anyone else who’s following their dream. Life is easier that way. Don’t be a hero, man. You’re making us all look bad.
[H/T For The Win]