Colt Punter Pat McAfee’s Worst Date Story Beats Your Worst Date Story

Indianapolis Colts punter Pat McAfee‘s general Bro-ness has been well-documented around here. This evening he’s laying low and answering questions for his Twitter followers.

The best question so far? The story of his worst date ever, which beats your worst date ever by A THOUSAND MILES. It involves Pierre Garçon and an AIDS testing event in which two lucky ladies got a date with the NFLers for taking an AIDS test.

Hey… Gotta give him props for promoting safe sex and getting tested. That said… WHAT AN AWKWARD PLACE TO MEET SOMEONE TO GO ON A DATE. What do you talk about? Scare stories? STDs? Small talk about how Metallica should be headlining the Super Bowl half-time show over Coldplay?

But that’s just a sign Pat is a true Bro — He knows how to schmooze the ladies, even at STD tests.

What a Bro. We can’t wait for him to join Snapchat. Stay tuned…

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