Darrelle Revis Absolutely Snaps On Internet Trolls: ‘My Dick Is Bigger Than Yours’

by 5 years ago
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Pro athletes engaging with trolls on the internet may be the internet’s most attractive feature. Whenever a multi-million dollar public figure tussles with a worthless keyboard warrior throwing darts from his mom’s basement, the results are always hilarious.

Darrelle Revis took to Instagram and absolutely snapped on a few Patriot’s fans who are still bitter he bailed after one year to rejoin the New York Jets.

Grab some popcorn, dim the lights, and enjoy.

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After Revis’ blood pressure settled, he claimed his instagram had been hacked, but we know better.

I just wish I could use the same excuse when I send sloppy drunken text messages to chicks every weekend.

[H/T Complex]

Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.

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