Devin Booker Got Mad About Getting Double Teamed In A Pickup Game, So He Responded By Scoring A Billion Points

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Devin Booker is 22 years old. When I was 22, I was wearing cargo jean shorts, drinking Four Lokos on Tuesday nights, and stealing work shirts from the dirty laundry because I ran out of quarters.

If someone really picked apart my actions back then, I’d be either in jail or in a straight jacket.

That is why it’s coming from a good place when I say that Devin Booker was acting like a baby back b*tch during a recent pickup game.

The run was organized by NBA trainer Chris Johnson and included Ben Simmons, Joakim Noah, Tony Snell, and some others.

Booker, who dropped about 6,000 points during the game (scroll down to bottom of the post for proof), took offense to the other team playing defense on him. Watch the video below.

This reaction almost made me pee myself.

https://twitter.com/BizzoJatere/status/1163672311225995264?s=20

Booker got the last laugh, though. My god this dude can hoop. Gotta rid himself of that millennial attitude though. Take it from a guy 10 years older whose achieved nothing.

How long were they playing? That is like a full season worth of highlights.

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