2013 Dick Nick Championships Round 2: Which Athlete’s Nickname is the Best Euphemism for a Penis?

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Does size really matter? We’re sure to find out after the length of The Leg goes head-to-head with the girth of The Herc'.

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In a battle of teammates, there can be only one. Big Ben wrestles The Tasmanian Devil to find out whose steel is better forged.

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Beast Mode hasn’t time for rules. The Sheriff enforces them. Can the lawman detain this monster before it taints yet another city?

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Muscle vs. Machine. The Matrix warned us this would happen. Can the Hamster jack in before Mega pulls out?

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After pulling the improbable #16 vs. #1 upset, Darko advances to face Gortat in a European matchup of Serb-dick vs. Pol-cock.

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In a classic matchup of offensive vs. defense, Billups looks to his blast his Big Shot through the rigid stronghold of the Serge Protector.

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In a battle of firearms, the AK-47 will aim to shoot down the Reddest of Rockets.

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In a swordfight of bestiality, The Manimal will look to avoid the poisonous venom of The Black Mamba.

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The Big Donkey has quite the appetite, but is it large enough to devour the smorgasbord known as Country Breakfast?

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What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

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In a duel of disorders, obesity battles anorexia as Fat Elvis looks to smother Little Daddy.

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Foreskin could be the x-factor.

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As the only top seed to survive Round 1, The Golden One must use his sack of tricks in an uphill battle against the Baby Dominator.

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In a battle of production vs. consumption, can Crankshaft out produce the hunger of Guzzler?

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There’s no telling what The Mayor might do to wipe out the endangered Gorilla Salad.

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Optimus Reim showed no signs of slowing down while surging passed Buff Daddy. Can The Iceberg stay true to form and sink another Titanic?


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