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If you didn’t derive great satisfaction from Dak Prescott’s Shakira-inspired pregame warmup ritual, then please find your closest lavatory because you have a huge poopie in your pants.
But, before you enter the stall, make sure Donovan McNabb isn’t in there dropping a giant Chunky soup dump brought on by the killjoy comments he made defending Dak Prescott when no defense was needed.
It’s hilarious to me that people think this video is worthy of jokes. If you know about playing the position you would understand using your base and foundation is vital to your success as a passer. There’s a reason why his numbers are around the top pic.twitter.com/nfRxt4B45W
— Donovan McNabb (@donovanjmcnabb) November 11, 2019
If anyone ever starts a sentence with “If you know anything about {X} then you would know {Y},” I will do everything in my power to make sure that person is launched from his high horse.
It looks like I have an army of people who will help.
Ok boomer
— ꧁kyle꧂ (@NoBevKyle_) November 12, 2019
https://twitter.com/LaurieStenger10/status/1194041099037413377?s=20
https://twitter.com/Buzzy0713/status/1194111990094012418?s=20
https://twitter.com/skuepper/status/1194008001079853056?s=20
Lighten up, Francis.
— Levi Damien (@LeviDamien) November 12, 2019
https://twitter.com/terilyns68/status/1194020796571799554?s=20
It ain’t that deep man, it just looks funny
— Kyle Chevalier (@CHEVY_2theLEVY) November 11, 2019
This next one literally made me dry heave
— caymien (@caymiendavis) November 11, 2019
I think the only thing left to say to McNabb is what Kevin Durant said to him two weeks ago when McNabb mocked his decision to team up with a moody Kyrie Irving.
Relax mcnabb
— Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) October 30, 2019
Gronk needs to send Donny some of that CBD he’s been forcing down our throats since retirement.
[h/t Total Pro Sports]