Here Are All The Ways Fans Are Suggesting Amazon Improve Its Awful Thursday Night Football Games

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Of all the NFL games that you’ve ever seen, Thursday night’s game between the Colts and Broncos is sure one of them.

The Broncos currently lead the Colts 9-6 late in the third quarter. Neither team has found the endzone. Matt Ryan has thrown two interceptions, and Broncos’ kicker Brandon McManus had a chip-shot field goal blocked.

Amazon began its Thursday Night Football run with a fantastic Week 2 game between the Chiefs and the Chargers. Since then, we saw a horrific game between the Steelers and Browns, a terrifying injury to Miami Dolphins QB Tua Tagovailoa, and now an absolute clunker between Indy and Denver.

Fans have given up hope of actually watching a good game. But they’re not giving up hope of a watchable product. Here are all the suggestions fans have made to Amazon going forward:

Pay Lamar Jackson a ton of money to be a “pinch player” every Thursday.

Play a rousing game of “name some guys.”

Ask for a refund!

Change its programming.

Nonstop crowd shots!

Turn on hit Amazon series “The Boys.”

Hit up NFL Films and see if they could possibly just show a replay.

Launch the new Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power episode early!

Get in on the international warfare business.

How about bringing back those Aaron Judge home run cut-ins?

Literally anything would be better than what fans have been subjected to on Thursday night.