Kelly Macnamara is not your normal football player. For one, kickers don’t usually lay too many people out. Secondly, she’s a girl. And although the hit probably isn’t going to have any lasting physical effects on the returner, I say it’s “life-altering” because you know he’s getting nothing but shit from all the other players for the rest of his high school career. If his friends are real pricks, he’ll be hearing about how he got fucking destroyed by a girl long after high school ends too.