A Delta Gamma Sorority Sister At FSU Scored One Of The Most Impressive Flag Football Touchdowns You’ll Ever See
Naysayers are going to try to bring in the “these are GIRLS PLAYING FOOTBALL” argument to discredit this spectacular play, but fuck that noise. The moves displayed by Delta Gamma’s Michelle Roque on this touchdown run are impressive. She hits the real-life juke button faster than I did in college when I skipped class to play NCAA on my PS2 — a life choice that has yet to pay off for me in the real world, but I’m still holding out hope that it might.
Sure, Roque benefited from shoddy, “I don’t want to break a nail” flag-pulling, but no one has ever ran for a touchdown when the defense was playing or tackling to perfection.
As for the photo below, Michelle is the one in the middle if anyone who is currently at FSU sees her on campus and feel compelled to bow at her goddamn feet.