In 2014, the average MLB game time was 3:02. In 2015, the average went down to about 2:53. Last night’s Blue Jays game against division rival Yankees clocked in at 2:53, right on average, but it was still too god damn long for this woman.
Perhaps this young lady should have Googled this question BEFORE taking the ticket?
Also, everyone knows the real action at Yankees and Blue Jays games is in the stands and not on the field.
[via Reddit]