Sources Indicate That It Is ‘More Probable Than Not’ That Gisele Threatened Tom Brady With Divorce

I will try not to push my Tom Brady fan boy bias on this reporting but GISELE ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH? PULL IT TOGETHER HE’S THE GODDAMN GOLDEN BOY.

So US Magazine has reported that a source close to Brady has indicated that since this Deflategate saga (still. fucking. going.), Brady and Gisele have been having intense fights and Brady has been acting out on his wife of six years.

Per US Mag,

“Tom’s become very nasty and irritable and started acting out on her,” says the source of the pair, who didn’t celebrate their summer birthdays together.

Their spats have become so heated that Bundchen recently consulted with a divorce lawyer, says a Brady insider. “Tom thinks it’s only a threat,” says the insider. “But this is definitely a rough patch.”

They’ve been reportedly fighting to make it work and are still sharing their Boston apartment with their two young children and have made it a point to spend time one-on-one time together.

Gisele, huddle up, sweetheart. 

I think you’re beautiful. You’re everything I’d want in my quarterback’s wife. But we can’t have threats swirling around here. If there needs to be action taken, let’s make it happen. Tom NEEDS to win a fifth Super Bowl for my greedy, self-righteous ass and in order to achieve that, he either needs your full support or none of it. Again, I think you’re a stunner, but this is a shit-or-get-off-the-pot type situation. 

Best,
A Concerned Fan

P.S. Tell Tommy we should hit the links some time. 

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