Google Makes Its Trolling Debut By Listing Tom Brady As The New Owner Of The New York Jets
Yo Woody Johnson, you may want to update your resume and upgrade to LinkedIn Premium because there’s a new sheriff in town, according to Google (heard of it?). The new big swingin’ dick is a name you may be familiar with, a guy who has a lifetime record against your Jets of 24-8–the only team he’s beaten more often is the Buffalo Bills (26-3).
Yep, you guessed it ya old bat–Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr. aka the most white guy name in all of sports.
As of 1:30 pm on Thursday, July 27th, a search of “owner of the Jets” or “owner of the New York Jets” on Google lists New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady as the owner. Welcome to the troll game, Google.
The Pats and new-look Jets meet for the first time this season on Oct. 15 in New York. No word on whether or not Brady will be in the owners’ booth.
P.S. Hey Google, this joke went a lot better than your April Fool’s one. Shit went over like a lead ballon.