This U.S. Border Patrol Photo Of Greg Robinson’s 157-Pound Weed Haul Proves He Was Begging To Get Caught

There are not enough words in the dictionary to encapsulate the utter buffoonery of Greg Robinson.

Not one answer he could possibly give me for why would convince me that he isn’t the NFL’s most idiotic criminal if we aren’t counting guys who shot two man over a spilled drink at a Boston club.

Last week, the 27-year-old essentially committed a 20-year max sentence felony for an NFL signing bonus.

Robinson and former Auburn teammate Quan Bray were busted with 156.9 pounds of vacuum-sealed weed at the Sierra Blanca border checkpoint near the United States and Mexico border last week.

The value of this haul can range from $300,000 to $750,000 depending on quality and selling location. For perspective, Robinson made $500,000 just to sign his name on his last contract. In six seasons, Robinson earned nearly $30 million dollars.

It’s one thing to have a well-oiled operation that carefully considers all risks, but it’s another thing to risk your entire career packing your car like the fucking Griswold’s.

Look on the bright side, Greg Griswold. At least your hot wife will stay faithful to you while you serve out two decades in the clink.

haha just kidding.

If you’re curious as to what 157 pounds of weed looks like, take it from a guy who’s never inhaled.

On a serious note, Robinson should not be punished for muling the weed, a not drug. But there should be consequences for him trying to flood the market with that low-grade Mexican shwag. At least 6-months probation for Endangering the Public.

[h/t TPS]