My cousin got hitched back in 2000 and each member of the wedding party came out to a different WWE theme song. Naturally, I requested DX so I could crotch chop at a wedding but with a reason to crotch chop. I still crotch chop at weddings. We weren’t the first wedding, and surely not the last, and these days wedding parties do way more embarrassing shit.
Hat tip to this guy who said “fuck it, I’m doing a wrestling entrance IN THE ACTUAL WEDDING!” And this guy didn’t just strut down the aisle like Ric Flair, oh hell no, he went all in with the flowing robe and the championship belt. Wooooooooooooooooo!
Ric Flair, meet this guy, the new “man.”
[via With Spandex]