High School Pitcher Makes Catch Of The Year By Casually Stabbing A Laser Out Of Thin Air With His Bare Hand

I hope this dude waxes the carrot with his left hand because I’d be willing to guess his right one will be feeling a bit tender for a few weeks after barehanding a missile.

The pitcher is Austin Trace, a junior right-hander from Canal Winchester (Ohio) High, who pitched a no-hitter in his previous outing. And although his squad lost this particular game 2-1 to Bishop Watterson, making his debut on BroBible is an honor that far exceeds the wins column.

Turns out, Austin is just as good at humble bragging as he is at baseball.

[h/t Busted Coverage]

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