Jay Cutler Broke Out Night Vision Goggles In His Hunt For A Serial Chicken Killer
Reality TV star Jay Cutler apparently has no need to his estranged wife Kristin Cavallari’s show on E!. His whole life is a reality show, at least based on this week’s “episodes” of him trying to figure out who or what has been killing his chickens.
In case you somehow missed it, former NFL quarterback Jay Cutler and his majestic hair have been on the hunt for a serial chicken killer this week. Thankfully, the man his soon-to-be ex-wife reportedly called “lazy” and “unmotivated” has been anything but as he’s set up cameras and has been chronicling the whole thing on Instagram.
It’s truly a level of commitment that NFL fans have rarely, if ever, seen from the former Bears and Dolphins QB.
At first, Smokin’ Jay thought the killer might be the housecat Thelma, but it was cleared and Jay was forced to apologize. (Not kidding.)
Then he thought it might be an owl, but the sounds he was hearing were, in fact, doves. So no owl.
So the hunt goes on.
Jay’s chicken saga continues pic.twitter.com/snV94guXI5— Icculus The Brave (@FirenzeMike) June 26, 2020
Only now it involves night vision goggles and a all-night stakeout in his kids’ tree house. (Again, not kidding.)
“Obviously things have escalated,” Jay reported. “We’re gonna sit here and make sure Old Blue (his chicken) has a good night tonight and whatever happens, happens.”
Super sleuth Jay Cutler rockin the night vision goggles tonight lol pic.twitter.com/onN28bzgEi
— Jim Benton (@bentonweb) June 26, 2020
Unfortunately for Old Blue, who Jay refers to as the “coolest rooster in the game by far” (still not kidding), Friday morning came and went and, “No culprit last night, which is okay. Stayed up way too late. Super tired this morning. But, Old Blue’s gonna be on the case today.”
There is little doubt, however, that Cutler will get his man, errr, predator, because as Jay said alongside this photo of Old Blue, “Sometimes you have to fight crazy with crazy. Ole Blue has that look in his eyes. New sheriff in town. Predators beware.”
Best. Reality Show. EVER.
That fact the Jay Cutler now has the freedom to do whatever he wants, like stakeout in a treehouse with night vision goggles and a gun to kill whatever is murdering his chickens, brings me so much joy. That is the American dream. pic.twitter.com/gdcoAZMpGw
— not cory (@IAmNotCory) June 26, 2020
I’d pay unlimited dollars to sit in a tree house with Jay Cutler while wearing night vision goggles searching out a chicken killer.— HMDSportsBlogVU (@HMDSportsBlogVU) June 26, 2020
jay cutler wearing night vision goggles and smoking a cigar while waiting to find out what is terrorizing his chickens is all im invested in now— bailey (@saadandbad) June 26, 2020
Jay Cutler in night vision goggles protecting his hens is the quarantine content we’ve been waiting for #oleblue— Katie Morrison (@katiegoudey) June 26, 2020
Jay Cutler smoking a cigar with night vision goggles on is a mood.— Jon Cooper (@joncooper23) June 26, 2020
Jay Cutler hanging out on his deck with night vision goggles to watch his chickens is my kind of party.— Garrett Williams (@G33W) June 26, 2020
Give me Jay Cutler in his night vision goggles 24/7 365 baby— Brie (@briieeezy_) June 26, 2020
Amen to that.