Jay Cutler Broke Out Night Vision Goggles In His Hunt For A Serial Chicken Killer

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Jay Cutler Uses Night Vision Goggles In Hunt For Serial Chicken Killer

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Reality TV star Jay Cutler apparently has no need to his estranged wife Kristin Cavallari’s show on E!. His whole life is a reality show, at least based on this week’s “episodes” of him trying to figure out who or what has been killing his chickens.

In case you somehow missed it, former NFL quarterback Jay Cutler and his majestic hair have been on the hunt for a serial chicken killer this week. Thankfully, the man his soon-to-be ex-wife reportedly called “lazy” and “unmotivated” has been anything but as he’s set up cameras and has been chronicling the whole thing on Instagram.

It’s truly a level of commitment that NFL fans have rarely, if ever, seen from the former Bears and Dolphins QB.

At first, Smokin’ Jay thought the killer might be the housecat Thelma, but it was cleared and Jay was forced to apologize. (Not kidding.)

Then he thought it might be an owl, but the sounds he was hearing were, in fact, doves. So no owl.

So the hunt goes on.

Only now it involves night vision goggles and a all-night stakeout in his kids’ tree house. (Again, not kidding.)

“Obviously things have escalated,” Jay reported. “We’re gonna sit here and make sure Old Blue (his chicken) has a good night tonight and whatever happens, happens.”

Unfortunately for Old Blue, who Jay refers to as the “coolest rooster in the game by far” (still not kidding), Friday morning came and went and, “No culprit last night, which is okay. Stayed up way too late. Super tired this morning. But, Old Blue’s gonna be on the case today.”

There is little doubt, however, that Cutler will get his man, errr, predator, because as Jay said alongside this photo of Old Blue, “Sometimes you have to fight crazy with crazy. Ole Blue has that look in his eyes. New sheriff in town. Predators beware.”

Best. Reality Show. EVER.

Amen to that.


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