Jeff Green Just Threw Down A Filthy Buzzer-Beating, Game-Winning Alley Oop Dunk Against The Suns

I’ve dreamed about doing so many things that Jeff Green just did. Dunking a game winner off an alley oop as time expires in the National Basketball Association. I dreamed about them all separately because alone they’re all hype as shit. My bitch-titted self couldn’t even imagine doing what Green just did to pull the Grizzles to 12-9 on the season.

[h/t Complex]

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