Jimmy Garoppolo May Never Leave Raiders After Local ‘Ranch’ Workers Offer Him Wild Deal

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Jimmy Garoppolo recently signed a three-year deal with the Las Vegas Raiders.

He’s in line to be their starting quarterback next season, but the team could still select a rookie in the NFL Draft.

Either way, the veteran quarterback may never leave the city of Las Vegas after a couple of girls from the Chicken Ranch Brothel made him a wild offer.

According to TMZ, two women from the famous establishment “wanna show Jimmy G just how grateful they are now that he’s moving from The Bay to Vegas … with a free-for-life s*x package!”

Jimmy Garoppolo hasn’t played a single down for the Raiders yet and is already winning big. Not only is he receiving a “free-for-life s*x package” but another brothel offered him and his new teammates a trip on the house, per TMZ.

“A celebratory weekend blowout with you and a few of your new Raiders teammates to take advantage of the resort’s themed hotel suites, bar and restaurant, swimming pool, and Jacuzzi – all expenses paid, of course,” a Sheri’s Ranch spokesperson said in the letter.”

As it turns out, Las Vegas was the right choice for Jimmy Garoppolo after all.

The guy gets to play football professionally, making millions of dollars, and now has local Nevada-style ‘ranches’ offering him ludicrous deals that many tourists pay thousands and thousands of dollars for.

Say what you want about Garoppolo, but the guy is very clearly winning at life in general.

We wouldn’t be surprised if he actually takes up these offers, as pretty much everyone is well aware of his dating history, his long and varied dating history, at this point.

Stephen A. Smith gave him his ‘P–n Star Jimmy’ nickname for a reason.