German Soccer Coach Swiped His Gooch, Smelled It And Made Me Vomit A Little Bit After Watching It All

German head soccer coach Joachim Low is clearly one of the best in the biz at what he’s paid to do, but he’s one nasty motherfucker if you ask me after seeing the shit he pulled out of his ass during a match at Euro 2016 yesterday—literally.

There are two very big broken rules that Low made here:

1. If you’re ever going to have the guts to do that, don’t ever do it in public where millions of people are watching.
2. The only time it’s OK to smell your fingers after being in or around a gooch is after hooking up with a girl and something smells funky.

It’s not as if ol’ dude didn’t know his surroundings, guys. He’s on the sideline of a huge European soccer tournament. Maybe the dude just gives zero fucks? Yeah, that’s what I’m going to go with—no matter how gross is still actually is.

[H/T Terez Owens]