Forget The Scoreboard, Bro King John Daly’s Sweet Pineapple Pants Have Already Won The British Open
As most bros know, The British Open kicked off today. And while we’re all excited to see how Dustin Johnson, Jordan Speith and company do, the real highlight of day one of The Open Championships is hands-down Mr. John Daly and his pants covered in pineapples.
Daly ended up finishing the round with a very solid and Daly-esque 75. No word on whether or not he signaled for a cold one after walking off the 18th green this time, however.
Look at that form right there. No way he doesn’t make the cut, right?
The only thing I can’t figure out is if his pineapple pants of today beat the stellar pair of Happy Hour pants he had on during his practice round…
Damn, those are killer. Can’t wait to see what he has on tomorrow.
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