Jon Stewart Made a Sex Tape for the Phillie Phanatic As an Apology to Philadelphia

by 4 years ago


After tearing the city of Philadelphia a new asshole on Tuesday night, Jon Stewart decided to play nice and apologize to the City of Brotherly Love. After all, he’s a Mets fan and hasn’t had a damn thing to be proud of since 1986. That said, he got one last jab in at Philly by issuing a sex tape staring the Phillie Phanatic.

But seriously, what the hell is the Cardinal doing in the background? That’s the real creep here…


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