I’ve been doing this internet thing long enough to know that no one will ever agree on a list of subjective rankings. You can have a ranking of Starburst flavors and they’ll be one sociopath singing yellow’s song.
So, I always remind myself that these lists are ultimately meaningless and typically just slapped together to generate some #engagement.
But, I am only human and cannot hold my tongue on this fucking ESPN list of 2019’s Best NBA Players. Most notably, Klay Thompson at #49. FORTY NINE. That’s 14 spots behind Jayson Tatum and seven behind Zion. ZION HASN’T EVEN PLAYED A REGULAR SEASON GAME.
Even if Klay’s ACL injury played a role in his shitty ranking, you cannot tell me that one of the greatest shooters in NBA history would only have a role on the 10th best starting 5 league-wide.
The dude scored 52 points in 27 minutes.
TELL THEM J.R.
Jr Smith said Klay was SHOOTING SHOOTING SHOOTING 💀 @TheRealJRSmith pic.twitter.com/DuAHqeDYln
— Overtime (@overtime) October 30, 2018
Smith joined the rest of NBA Twitter to call attention to Thompson’s meddling ranking.
At the very least, this gross injustice birthed some highly entertaining reactions from the fine people of this great country.
https://twitter.com/tonestradamus/status/1176587152098037760?s=20
So Zion Williamson ranked higher than Klay Thompson on the Top 100 NBA players list? pic.twitter.com/23ONxzs6i8
— Jim Brown Smash (@_blacchollywood) September 24, 2019
When you see espn put Zion ahead of klay on the top fifty players in the nba list https://t.co/sp8fMKWI0h
— John (@iam_johnw) September 24, 2019
Disrespecting a bunch of veterans is one thing… But Klay Thompson is one of the greatest shooters of all-time and is listed 7 spots behind Zion…
The same Zion who has yet to play a game.
Be better, ESPN. #NBA pic.twitter.com/Kqxx8lipNL
— TRP⚡️ (@trplive) September 24, 2019
https://twitter.com/erdnoid/status/1176630614981849089?s=20
Sports Illustrated ranks Draymond Green 41 spots higher than Klay Thompson on their Top 100, I have no words. pic.twitter.com/drM4K9EBHC
— Hoop Central (@TheHoopCentral) September 16, 2019
They really have Jayson Tatum ranked over Klay Thompson 😂.
— Mark Gunnels (@MarkAGunnels) September 24, 2019
If you’re interested in seeing the rest of this doo doo list, head over to ESPN…