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Falcons fullback Keith Smith revealed on our Endless Hustle Podcast last week that he consumes Chipotle ‘four or five times‘ a DAY, which would lead a reasonable man to conclude that Smith is either:
A.) Lying
B.) Crying out for help
“You won’t believe it but most people who know me know it’s legit.
I actually eat Chipotle about four or five times a day. This is not a joke. Four or five times a day I got my bowl. Same thing every time. I get chicken and a side of rice and then I get a side of beans.”
Being the intrepid journalist I am, I reached out to the 28-year-old San Jose State product to see if he could verify his unnerving claim by sending along bank statements proving his addiction. Eat my shorts, Anderson Cooper.
Keith bravely sent a series statements along spanning from September 1 to November 6.
Below you’ll find the most recent 12-day period, with the Chipotle spend amounting to $429.13.
Via Keith Smith:
The total spend for the entire three-month period totaled $2,122.85, or roughly $23.60 every single day.
While it’s logical to find this concerning, Smith claims the All Chipotle Diet took him from 17% body fat three months ago to 10% body fat today. God has a sense of humor.
Keith Smith
But how is Smith’s reliance on the Mexican fast-casual chain affecting his loved ones? We investigate below.
Listen to our entire interview with Keith Smith below.
We discuss:
Dak Prescott’s gruesome injury: 11:35 mark
How it feels to play without any fans in attendance: 19:25 mark
The allure of the fullback: 23:35 mark
Kobe Bryant tribute: 28:35 mark
Keith’s bizarre diet: 38:30 mark
Ezekiel Elliott, the character: 40:00 mark