Kevin Kiermaier Took A Foul Ball To His Balls Because Two’s A Crowd But Three’s A Party


That’s literally the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Listen, I’m like First Team All-American when it comes to lowbrow humor. I’m a sucker for unrelated toilet jokes and The Three Stooges. You give me one of the worst movies on the face of the planet that also has multiple instances of people getting hit in the nuts with miscellaneous household appliances and I’ll give it a perfect score on Rotten Tomatoes. But it’s the complete opposite in real life. My thoughts and prayers go out to Kevin Kiermaier and his entire family. I cannot even fathom how swollen and disgusting a dude’s dick gets after catching a foul ball. It’d be like the real-life eggplant emoji and that’s the stuff nightmares are made of.

[h/t Busted Coverage]