Things Got Just A TAD BIT Awkward When The Newest Lakers Were Asked About Kobe Bryant. Ok, REALLY Awkward


Things got a bit uncomfortable during the Lakers post-free-agency press conference with its newest team members Roy Hibbert, Lou Williams, and Brandon Bass. Kobe is notoriously known for being a poor recruiter because of his unwillingness to pass the torch to upcoming superstars. Apparently he doesn’t give a shit that he has three new comrades to watch him hoist up 28 shots a game and bark at his teammates for not getting back on defense. Good luck, fellas. You signing that dotted line was basically a death sentence for your careers.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.