Larsa Pippen, Marcus Jordan Announce New Business Venture, Fans Underwhelmed

Despite the odds seemingly being against it, Michael Jordan’s 32-year-old son Marcus Jordan is still with 48-year-old Larsa Pippen, the ex-wife of Michael Jordan’s teammate on the Bulls, Scottie Pippen.

Ever since it was revealed that Larsa Pippen was dating Michael Jordan’s son Marcus in 2022, sports fans have been both fascinated and a little repulsed by the relationship.

After being heckled by a fan while attending a Los Angeles Chargers game with Marcus in the fall of 2022, Larsa defended the unusual relationship on Instagram, writing, “I just met him 3 years ago I never knew him or his family. I was 21 yrs old and in college when Scottie played that one year w MJ and we weren’t friends with them like everyone thinks.”

Later, during an appearance on Watch What Happens Live, Pippen and Jordan creeped out even more people as they discussed their coupling.

Now, the couple who are amazingly still together, announced they will be going into business together.

On Monday, Marcus Jordan revealed on Twitter, “Our new @iHeartRadio podcast ‘Separation Anxiety’ launches TOMORROW.”

Check out this podcast description…

“Larsa Pippen and Marcus Jordan have Separation Anxiety,” it reads. “They finally found each other and now they’re ready to be brutally honest with you about life, love, sex, and 16 year age gaps!

“Larsa and Marcus share their private thoughts about being in the public eye. What is life really like at home with the Pippen/Jordan’s? They won’t hold back about all the juicy things happening, even when it’s about them – their friends – and even their haters.

“The hottest couple in Miami giving their hot takes. He says she’s bubbly, fun, smart and sexy… She calls him motivating, inspiring, he’s everything on her list. Are they a match made in Housewives Heaven?

“Don’t settle. They’ll help you find what you’re looking for. We should all feel good about being alone but if Larsa and Marcus have Separation Anxiety, then let’s join them each week.”

Soooo much to take in there.

“They finally found each other…”

“The hottest couple in Miami…”

“She calls him motivating, inspiring, he’s everything on her list…”

Feeling sick yet? You’re not alone.

“They’re going to have to do a wellness check on Scottie,” read another comment.

And, of course…

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