This LaVar Ball Interview From 2015 Proves That He’s Always Been A Cocky Savage

I love my father but honestly if my dad had a slither of the confidence in me that LaVar Ball has in his sons, I probably would have been a serviceable backup guard in Turkey or China right now. Instead, when I’d come home with an uninspired 8 points on 3-11 shooting, my dad would look at me like I just told him I wanted to pursue a degree in Art History. Say what you want about LaVar’s hard-headed attitude, but the man breeds winners. Not many fathers in America could make a top prospect out of a youngest son who looks like what would happen if Sonic the Hedgehog and Gumby fucked.

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Also, I’d like to thank LaVar for being living proof that you can lose weight after 30 years old. I went on a run last month and my man boobs still wobble around when I hit a divot on the road. How much effort does looking average take?

[h/t The Big Lead]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.