In case you missed it, and damn you if you did, Instagram models Julia Rose and Lauren Summer chose the bottom of the 7th inning of Game 5 of this year’s World Series tilt between the Astros and the Nationals to lift their shirts, revealing to an international audience the fact they neither of them was wearing a bra Sunday night.
For some reason, Rose, Summer, and another model, Kayla Lauren, were asked to leave Nationals Park following this revelation and the next day were “banned indefinitely” from all future Major League Baseball games. This, while totally expected, did not go over well with the ladies.
Mets pitcher Noah Syndergaard gets it.
They even chronicled the whole affair in a new YouTube video.
Naturally, a man with some serious World Series cred, Lenny Dykstra, was one of the multitudes who was tuned in and took notice of the models’ breast awareness, I mean breast cancer awareness stunt, and decided that he would be willing to offer the ladies his “insight.”
Does @SHAGMAG_ need any insights from the individual who just so happens to have the highest postseason OPS of anyone still living (minimum 200 plate appearances)?— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) October 29, 2019
Isn’t that nice of him?
PS Julia, are yours the beautiful boobs on the left of the screen (went first) or the beautiful boobs on the right of the screen (a bit late to the party but nevertheless appreciated)? PS Just as lovely everywhere else? @NYorNothing, u impressed by the performance? @alliesinger— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) October 28, 2019
So complimentary. Such a charmer that Nails.
Nails was also very sad that the models got banned.
That’s OK. Here’s something instead that will cheer you up: you can get a VIP pass to the next Nails signing. PS I’ll sign whatever you want me to ; ) #WorldSeriesBoobs— Lenny Dykstra (@LennyDykstra) October 28, 2019
Ladies and gentlemen, your next New York Mets manager!