This Little Person Surprised The Entire Court With His Filthy Basketball Skills

I don’t know what the correct terminology I should use to avoid getting getting a ticket from the PC Police, but this fucking little person can ball the fuck out. I wish the video was a bit longer but this dude proved that length isn’t always directly proportional to greatness. Hell, I’m 6’2” and I can barely grab net. But him dominating a game at his stature is only made more impressive by him doing it with pants on. Swamp ass is as odorous as it is athletically debilitating. Dude’s getting it done against all odds.

P.S. I’ve always been unclear about this, which probably means some of you guys have too.

Little People of America have issued an official statement against the word:

“When referring to people of short stature, Little People of America will use the terms ‘dwarf,’ ‘little person,’ ‘person with dwarfism,’ or ‘person of short stature,’ In addition to promoting positive language around people of short stature, Little People of America will … spread awareness to prevent use of the word ‘midget,’ considered offensive by Little People of America.”

There you are folks: little person, person with dwarfism, or person of short stature. If you say the M word you’re probably going to hell.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.