A Couple Of Vegetable Mascots Threw Down At A Minor League Game And Two Of The Got Put To Sleep

Someone find the frozen peas because those two are undoubtedly concussed. Honestly, it’s lucky that you can freeze vegetables because those two are without a doubt going to want to numb some pain come tomorrow. I guess, in hindsight, this is what happens when your application to be a Fruit of the Loom mascot gets rejected. Then you’re a guy with bills to pay and no marketable skills that don’t involve the fruit costume in your closet. So when an opportunity comes along that requires men dressed as fruits, you jump at it. Sure, you may get a concussion, but you headache or not, you can still go hungry.