Bonehead Medics Drop ‘Injured’ Greek Soccer Player Off Stretcher When Carrying Him Off The Field, Twice

First off, the pansy was never hurt in the first place. Probably stubbed his toe and called for a helicopter to airlift him to the hospital. Wouldn’t be surprised if he muttered a “tell my mom I love her” while being carried off. And the medics knew he was being a typical soccer diva, that’s why they dropped him like my ex-girlfried dropped me after she found out I’m a degenerate gambler with zero aspirations: quickly and ruthlessly.

Can’t say either of us didn’t have it coming.

[h/t Deadspin]