Michigan Is So Thirsty For Jim Harbaugh It Hurts

The winningest program in college football history has transformed into a desperate college freshman trying to sleep with someone in his humanities class and it’s a little awkward.

The official Michigan Wolverines football account just sent this super subtle tweet out wishing San Francisco 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh the happiest of birthdays. You see, Big Blue wants nothing more than for the alum to sweep into town and save the smoldering wreck of white-hot garbage.

Hey guys. He’s probably going to say yes to your ridiculous offer. But you don’t want to look like a bunch of psychos coming on too strong. Try to keep it in your pants for a few more days.