A Minor League Baseball GM Got a Prostate Exam During The 7th Inning Stretch Because Why Not

As we all know, it’s Prostate Cancer Awareness Month. We all choose to celebrate in our own little way. For example, I took a selfie lying naked in front of a mirror with my cheeks spread wide open, and sent it to every one of the contacts in my phone with the caption “Happy Prostate Cancer Awareness Month.”

For Andy Milovich, the General Manager of minor league baseball team, the Myrtle Beach Pelicans, he decided to do his part to spread awareness by spreading his cheeks in the press box during the 7th inning stretch.

Milovich sang “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” while bent over with his head sticking out of the press box window. Being bent over and having a man stick his finger up your ass is quite a vulnerable position to be in; that’s not the type of thing you want to happen while you’re making eye contact with a 10-year-old boy at a ballgame scarfing down cracker jacks.

While he’s passing it off as this benevolent thing he did to “raise awareness,” maybe he just has this super weird fetish where he loves getting his hole fingered while being stared at by thousands of families. I could see that becoming a category on PornHub soon.