*clears throat* “WHO’S READY FOR SOME PIN-AH-BALL?!” I think the real story here that no one is talking about is that pitcher’s season may be over. Guy took a line drive right into the shoulder. Forget the controversy surrounding ‘cupping’, this guy got balled. Sure, the ump took it off the foot. Guy’s going to be limping around like a pirate with a wooden leg for the next month. I hope his anniversary isn’t for a few months because otherwise that guy will be climbing into his yearly round of doing sex with someone he loves with a bulbous, purple growth at the end of his leg.
[h/t SB Nation]