Well this was a damn breath of fresh air. A nice break from athletes passing the hat and claiming their Twitter account was hacked and taking responsibility for their thirst. Let’s take a trip down memory thirst lane and check out some of the greatest athlete DM slides of our time.
Ray Allen looked to be having quite the lonely night back in 2009?
Oh wasn’t that great fun. It makes me slightly uncomfortable that one of my favorite players of all time likely typed that with his dick in his hand. Of course he was one of the first to use the ‘identity theft’ alibi and switched his handle to coincide with his story.
Or how bout the line Hannibal Burress mentioned in the video. This text back and forth should make JR Smith a shoe-in for first ballot Hall of Thirst. I gained so much respect for him after this.
Or former three-point champion Marco Belinelli back in 2013 just throwing up airballs.
And last, by certainly not least, Tyrann Mathieu was likely at this chick’s birthday bash. Waiting patiently.
[h/t Complex]