Tony Romo, Andrew Luck, And Eli Manning Star In The Latest Batch Of DirecTV Commercials

Some brand spankin’ new DirecTV spots have been released, just in time for the first preseason NFL games that start tonight! Sure, these commercials are no substitute for in-game action, but it’s nice to see what kind of acting chops these dudes have beyond Romo faking injuries. Just kidding, Cowboys fans. I guess I’m just a bit bitter because my quarterback was suspended for four games for being really, really incredibly good looking and successful. And Eli Manning dropped his limp dick on us in two heartbreaking Super Bowls. Besides that, I’m fine dude. I’M FINE!

Check out the short spots below.

Eli Manning

Andrew Luck

Tony Romo

All three goons.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.