Some brand spankin’ new DirecTV spots have been released, just in time for the first preseason NFL games that start tonight! Sure, these commercials are no substitute for in-game action, but it’s nice to see what kind of acting chops these dudes have beyond Romo faking injuries. Just kidding, Cowboys fans. I guess I’m just a bit bitter because my quarterback was suspended for four games for being really, really incredibly good looking and successful. And Eli Manning dropped his limp dick on us in two heartbreaking Super Bowls. Besides that, I’m fine dude. I’M FINE!
Check out the short spots below.
All three goons.