Patrick Reed Openly Taunts Rory McIlroy After A Birdie Putt In LIT Ryder Cup Matchup

The Ryder Cup is fucking LIT. It resembles more of a WWE Royal Rumble than it does a gentleman’s game. There’s taunting, excessive celebrations, and players are helicoptering their dicks around after made putts. Just kidding about that last part, but the way things are going, I wouldn’t completely rule it out.

It was just yesterday that a probably hammered fan told Rory McIlroy to ‘Suck a dick‘ and takes a shot at Rory’s ex Catherine Wozniacki leaving him for “coming up short.”

It comes down to 12 singles matches to determine the 2016 champion, with the United States leading Europe 9.5-6.5 entering the day. American Patrick Reed and Irishman Rory McIlroy are in a particularly impassioned matchup, the two trading blows and openingly taunting each other in an attempt to gain an edge.

After McIlroy drilled a very long putt for birdie, he stirred up the already raucous Minnesota crowd that hasn’t been kind to him.


Reed punched back with a birdie of his own, imitating Rory’s earlier bow before giving him the Mutumbo finger wag.

Both golfers are bringing out the best in each other, and they know it.

[h/t For The Win]

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