Even At The Tender Age Of Three, Peyton Manning Still Had A Forehead Like A Drive-In Movie Theater

by 4 years ago

I could run a post route on Manning’s three-year-old forehead. I just hopped on Trivago and booked a flight from Manning’s eyebrows to his hairline. At what point will Papa John start advertising on that thing? I know everyone has their deficiencies and I know its in poor taste to cyber bully a three year old, but that forehead is wide beyond its years. Sorry *wise.

I should really stop pooping on Manning’s forehead, it looks like it’s already taken its fair share of beatings.

Peyton Manning forehead hickey

But in all honesty, it’s really cute that Peyton’s dad is his favorite player. Good to see the Mannings supporting one another.


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