Even At The Tender Age Of Three, Peyton Manning Still Had A Forehead Like A Drive-In Movie Theater

I could run a post route on Manning’s three-year-old forehead. I just hopped on Trivago and booked a flight from Manning’s eyebrows to his hairline. At what point will Papa John start advertising on that thing? I know everyone has their deficiencies and I know its in poor taste to cyber bully a three year old, but that forehead is wide beyond its years. Sorry *wise.

I should really stop pooping on Manning’s forehead, it looks like it’s already taken its fair share of beatings.

But in all honesty, it’s really cute that Peyton’s dad is his favorite player. Good to see the Mannings supporting one another.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.