If You Want To Work Out With An NFL Legend AND Have A Death Wish Then This Is The Workout Class For You
If you’ve got a few hundred bucks burning a hole in your pocket AND you want to work out with NFL legend James Harrison then I’ve got something that might be of interest to you: the 2016 Legends of Pittsburgh Cruise. In case you’re wondering what goes into a ‘James Harrison Workout’ we’ve got a few videos from his Instagrams in the past year, and HOLY SHIT. If you’re a sadomasochist who loves nothing more than having his body shredded apart at the gym then a James Harrison original is what you’re looking for (details on the private training session below):
The ‘2016 Legends of Pittsburgh Cruise‘ itself will only run you $499, but then you have to tack on another $194 in fees/gratuity, and the additional $199 for a private workout class led by James Harrison himself and you’re looking at spending $892 to get on the cruise and have your ass handed to you by an NFL legend.
All of the VIP add-ons to the cruise can be found here, others include autograph sessions and private chef’s table dinners. This is the description of the James Harrison workout class, as listed on the cruise’s website:
James Harrison Workout #1 – $199 per person SOLD OUT
James Harrison Workout #2 – $199 per person
Due to demand, we have now have 2 separate workouts of 15 people each. Be challenged in your workout routine by participating in a one hour workout session with James Harrison on board the cruise. Only 15 participants will experience this once-in-a-lifetime workout challenge. James will share his personal workout routine, diet & nutrition secrets, and other interesting facts that have made this 6ft tall, 275 pound Linebacker a true Pittsburgh legend.
So if you want to have your ass handed to you by an NFL legend then you might want to consider that cruise. But before you do that might I suggest scrolling back up and watching his Instagram videos once more?