Hot Raiders Fan Takes On A Beer Bong Mannequin And In True Raiders Fashion, Loses Badly’s impossible to respect this effort. You want to tap out after the first few milliseconds? Fine. Just take down the mouthful of beer, pick up your participation trophy, and carry on with your life. But to spit out a perfectly good mannequin vagina lager is insulting to our founding fathers. I’d be willing to fork over a shred of credit for stepping up to the vagina plate, but sometimes it’s better not to try and save yourself the humiliation of failure, then to try and fail. Just look at me: I’m 28-years-old, played it safe my entire life, and haven’t been humiliated on the internet.

Oh wait…

I also have horrendous credit and don’t own a bed frame. I should probably reconsider my life choices.


Apparently you can get hammered after not swallowing a drop. Who woulda thunk.

[h/t Busted Coverage]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.