Las Vegas Is Getting A Raiders Themed Brothel Because Sin City’s Ready For Some Football


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This week NFL owners made the ‘Las Vegas Raiders’ official after voting 31-1 in favor of the Oakland Raiders moving to Las Vegas. Only the Miami Dolphins owner voted against the Raiders moving to Las Vegas, and I haven’t read up on why but I’d assume it’s because the Dolphins play in the Seminole Hard Rock Stadium which is named for the Seminole Hard Rock casinos owned and operated by the Seminole Tribe of Florida.

Having an NFL team in Las Vegas directly conflicts with the interests of the Seminole Hard Rock owners so I’d guess that’s why the Miami Dolphins owner voted against the move. But that one vote was inconsequential, and the Raiders will move to Las Vegas after playing two more seasons in Oakland. Yesterday, we brought you all a round up of NFL players’ reactions to the Raiders moving to Las Vegas, but this isn’t about that, this article’s about Las Vegas already opening its arms (and legs) to welcome the Las Vegas Raiders.

Dennis Hof, owner and operator of the world famous Bunny Ranch brothels in Las Vegas, is set to open his seventh house of sin in Las Vegas and this one will be Raiders themed. What will that look like in execution? Based on the description I just read on our sister website it seems like there will be pirate wench prostitutes running wild:

“I’ve had a license for a seventh brothel near Las Vegas for some time now, but I was waiting for the right time to launch another house of debauchery,” Hof said in a press release. “The Raiders coming to Vegas will mean big business for me, so my next sex den will honor the the Men in Black and their Raider Nation.
“Pirate’s Booty will have the magnificent ‘Darrell Russell Hall of Dames,’ named after the late great Raider’s defensive tackle and well known Bunny Ranch patron,” Hof said. “The VIP section will be exclusively available to Raiders players and other high-profile athletes, and staffed with over twenty cheerleader-garbed working girls called either the ‘Wide Receivers’ or ‘Hookerettes’, I haven’t decided.”
“My seventh sex palace will be called the ‘Pirate’s Booty Sports Brothel’ and it will be the first brothel entirely dedicated to athletes and their die-hard fans.”Via

The Raiders themed brothel will be named ‘Pirate’s Booty’ and it is set to open at the same time the Las Vegas Raiders play their first game in the new NFL stadium that’s being built in Las Vegas.

As noted over on UPROXX, there’s almost no way the NFL could’ve seen this coming. The NFL is historically litigious but in this case, it seems like there’s really nothing that they could file charges against to stop this from happening. As long as Dennis Hoff’s Bunny Ranch keeps the Raiders’ name and logo away from his business and just builds it out as a pirate-themed whore house that’s *wink* *wink* probably, maybe, kinda, sorta Raiders-themed then he’s in the clear.

Now, the real question is who actually visits these brothels in Las Vegas? I’ve been to Vegas countless times and it’s never even crossed my mind to enter one of those houses of ill repute. And as far as I know, neither have any of my bros. I’m sure the brothels are killing it, though, if Dennis Hof is ready to open his 7th Bunny Ranch.