RG3 REALLY Wants You to Know He REALLY Wants to Win a Super Bowl

And thinks he’s a modern-day Gandhi who will bring about equality through quarterback scrambles on third-and-long.

And Struggles with basic capitalization Rules.

And likes hugging his teammates.

And is working really, really hard to win.

And loves Redskins Nation.

And JESUS CHRIST JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PLAY FOOTBALL AND DON’T POST INSPIRATIONAL B.S. VIDEOS TO YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE.

Darth Vader had better brand advisers.

Yay!